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We are with the International Migratory Association: Save Our Birds [I.M.A.S.O.B] and our association is taking responsibility for the disappearance of your bird. It is our objective to ensure the healthy, responsibile migration of all birds, and clearly being stuck to a billboard along the interstate is not in the Save Our Birds best interest. Although there may have been several sightings of your bird, these are all false. The International Migratory Association: Save Our Birds has your bird in custody and will retain said bird until migratory patterns are again established. Although there are times when we would all like to give someone The Bird, it is our feeling that giving anyone The Bird at this time could disrupt the fragile relationship developing between us and The Bird. In conclusion, the International Migratory Association: Save Our Birds [I.M.A.S.O.B.] can assure you your bird is in safe hands, but we will not be giving you The Bird . . . truth is, we like Grand Marais too much!

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We are with the International Migratory Association: Save Our Birds [I.M.A.S.O.B] and, once gain, it is us who is responsible for the disappearance of your bird. All these other "sightings" are false and we demand these claims stop. If Grand Marais wants us to give you The Bird, we have some demands: Our previous post indicates we are interested in establishing proper migratory patterns for your bird, however, with the following demands met, we will gladly give you The Bird . . . back. Our first demand: a certificate for complimentary lodging for two nights in Grand Marais. Our second demand: acknowledgment that it was the International Migratory Association: Save Our Birds [I.M.A.S.O.B] who is responsible for the disappearance of The Bird. Only then will we give you The Bird . . . back!

Thank you!

Submitted by Jeanette from Winona.